Slamless??

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This post and subsequent super sweet discussion is all about which player never managed to win a slam (including you lowliest of hack readers and soon to be subscribers) despite having the ability and intestinal fortitude (Gorilla Monsoon reference = +15 pts) with which to do so…

Bodhi Chandler is going with Tommy Haas

Johnny Burkhart is placing his bets on Marcelo Rios

Rick Utah is all up in David Nalbandian’s grill… Isn’t he preggo??

Weigh in lowly 3.25 on a best day peeps… We will play nice on this thread we promise… Honestly, we are really really interested in what you think…

222 Reasons to Lose First Round at the Open

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This is a sick display of winnerology… It reminds Chandler Bodhi of Chandler Bodhi’s own game when Chandler Bodhi is only playing at 5% of how good Chandler Bodhi is… Seriously, Chandler Bodhi rips and you suck at tennis…

But, allow Chandler Bodhi to get back to the point at hand you noob… Chandler Bodhi’s homegirl ripped hella winners all over the place in route to her first grand slam title…

Buuuuuut, she managed to bow out in the first round of the US Open thus earning the much coveted ShankYou.com’s “Shankapotamus of the Month Award”… Congrats to you Petra!!!

BTW… Chandler Bodhi (me still typing in the 3rd person) thinks that Kvitova is pure hawtness… Johnny Burkhart and Rick Utah hate on her for being ‘hid’ (short for hideous)… Weigh in please you 3.25 hanger on noobs…

What I Think of the Common Reader

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This is what I think of the common reader of my turbo-awesome blog that is the only real tennis blog in the history of the world as we know it… Please try to prove to me something different from what I just said you hanger-on noob… Maybe if you weren’t so pathetic we could possibly talk without me glaring down upon you from my throne made up of trophies in which you wished you were in the back draw of…

A Gentlemen’s Handshake (Head nod)…

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Djokovic conceded the match with the head nod and then treed a return… Is this cool/ethical?? We have all sorts of hatred for this djok of a chump… What makes it worse is that he faked an injury (AGAIN) in order to disrupt play when Nadal was starting to sink his teeth into him… Hate hate hate…

Did he concede the match to FedEx with the head nod and then pull a fast one??

There is turbo hatred between these two… Check out this video of “No Lay’s” camp totally f&*king with Federer and he totally rips into them…

Side note (poll to come shortly): Who is weaker as a human being?? Patrick McEnroe or No lay??