shankyou.com http://shankyou.com Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:19:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Nadal hates Soderling… Soderling hates Nadal… http://shankyou.com/2012/02/20/nadal-hates-soderling-soderling-hates-nadal/ http://shankyou.com/2012/02/20/nadal-hates-soderling-soderling-hates-nadal/#comments Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:49:51 +0000 Chandler Bodhi http://shankyou.com/?p=398 Because I am completely awesome I find stuff like this all day… Soderling hates Nadal… Nadal hates Soderling… Everyone hates Choderling…  

]]> http://shankyou.com/2012/02/20/nadal-hates-soderling-soderling-hates-nadal/feed/ 0 This Kid Looks Like Rafa… And, It Isn’t An Old Picture Of Rafa… http://shankyou.com/2012/02/16/this-kid-looks-like-rafa-and-it-isnt-an-old-picture-of-rafa/ http://shankyou.com/2012/02/16/this-kid-looks-like-rafa-and-it-isnt-an-old-picture-of-rafa/#comments Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:26:19 +0000 Chandler Bodhi http://shankyou.com/?p=418
Seriously, he looks a lot like Rafa… Side note: We will never show a similar pic of a kid that looks like Djokovic because we hate him… Where is the like button on this blog???

]]> http://shankyou.com/2012/02/16/this-kid-looks-like-rafa-and-it-isnt-an-old-picture-of-rafa/feed/ 0 College Girls Tend To Make Out With Each Other http://shankyou.com/2012/02/02/college-girls-tend-to-make-out-with-each-other/ http://shankyou.com/2012/02/02/college-girls-tend-to-make-out-with-each-other/#comments Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:01:18 +0000 Chandler Bodhi http://shankyou.com/?p=405 College girls tend to make out with each other… When they are tennis teammates all hell breaks loose… See below for a nice visual… Shank_You-TexasSWTech-Makeout_sesh-1 Shank_You-TexasSWTech-Makeout_sesh-2

 

]]> http://shankyou.com/2012/02/02/college-girls-tend-to-make-out-with-each-other/feed/ 0 ShankYou.com Announces its “Playa’ of the Year Award” Winner http://shankyou.com/2011/10/13/shankyou-coms-player-of-the-year-awards/ http://shankyou.com/2011/10/13/shankyou-coms-player-of-the-year-awards/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:23:02 +0000 Chandler Bodhi http://shankyou.com/?p=74 Continue reading →]]> Verdasco gets 'er doneObviously, Fernando Verdasco is ShankYou’s “Playa’ of the Year” award winner… Other so called tennis ‘publications’ (whatever the hell that means) gave the award to ‘No Tact Joker Bitch’… Our award is so much more highly coveted and respected than that little tennis magazine’s award is… So, without further yada yada yada our award recipient has had relations allegedly with Ivanovic, Wozniacki, Penneta, Dulko, some random SI Swimsuit models, the girls that he slaps around with reckless abandon with off-hand forehands below and quite possibly Feliciano Lopez… All of these are notches are officially carved with a tennis stringer’s awl within the bed of this post… This guy gets ‘er done… Girls (and guys?) love to get hit on by the Grand Slam challenged Verdasco… He didn’t manage to win any titles this year and has fallen outside of the top 20 but he has really done so much much more for the game… Congrats Fernando!!! You should be receiving your ‘Tree’ stickers in the mail along with an autographed picture of us (Chandler, Johnny and Rick) in the mail shortly…

Clank!!!

Kapow leads to kerslpat on the face

Side note for playa of the year award: You might try to hate on us for how awesome we obviously are but seriously has Nadal ever had a girlfriend?? Would you honestly sleep with Mirka (Poll coming soon not to worry)?? Are Roger and Rafa both gay?? Their names both start with the letter ‘R’… Please stay tuned for more late breaking news… Seriously, hater… Who else could possibly take down Fernando Verdasco as the “Playa of the Year” award winner?? You have been banging your right hand for the last six years… Please comment below so that we can shred your pathetic peasant of a noob tennis shrek boy id self… Please please pretty please with shanks and hooks all over it please comment below so that we can rip you to shreds you 3.25 shankapotamus rex…

]]> http://shankyou.com/2011/10/13/shankyou-coms-player-of-the-year-awards/feed/ 4 Goran Won Wimbledon… Here Is An Old School Press Conference Which Is Hoss… http://shankyou.com/2011/10/06/goran-old-school-press-conference/ http://shankyou.com/2011/10/06/goran-old-school-press-conference/#comments Thu, 06 Oct 2011 09:56:16 +0000 Chandler Bodhi http://shankyou.com/?p=331 Continue reading →]]> Goran… Old school… We heart him… He rules…

Goran beat in descending order to win Wimbledon —-> Rafter, Henman, Safin, Rusedski, Roddick, Moya and some club player in the first round named Neville Godwin…

And then there is this guy named Markus Woodleton (or something like that) who claims to be a ‘doubles specialist’… Whatever the hell that means…

Seriously Woodie?? That’s all Goran has is a serve?? He also ended up winning a Grand Slam title in SINGLES… SINGLES… SINGLES… NOT DOUBLES… SINGLES…

Hey Woodieton… We are waiting for you to tell us how you are better than our homie Goran… Has anyone made a fan video of your grand slam “”"”"SINGLES”"”" victories??? Please feel free to comment or email me or my cronies directly at:

youplaydoublesandnotsinglessoitreallydoesntcountsomuchbutkeeplivingyoursuperstardreamtherechief@shankyou.com

]]> http://shankyou.com/2011/10/06/goran-old-school-press-conference/feed/ 0 There Is Nothing That You Can Say ‘www.tennishasasteroidproblem.com’ To Convince Me That Steroids Are Involved Here In Any Way http://shankyou.com/2011/09/30/hawtness/ http://shankyou.com/2011/09/30/hawtness/#comments Fri, 30 Sep 2011 07:15:07 +0000 Chandler Bodhi http://shankyou.com/?p=291 Continue reading →]]> I am so sorry www dot tennishasasteroidproblemmo dot com thinks that this figure is not completely womanly in every way!??!!??! We, over here at ShankYou are completely shocked at these allegations…

I completely consider Serena Williams to be merely a slightly darker skinned Mila Kunis… Completely womanly but still showing a wee bit of athleticism in her frame…

If anyone disagrees or has anything remotely interesting to type please comment away…

Michael Joyce almost said “GUY” below instead of ‘girl’ because of the allegations that tennishasasteroidproblemmo dot com has made… Just because my homie girl Sharapova is playing a Williams brother sister doesn’t give you the right to hate, player…

]]> http://shankyou.com/2011/09/30/hawtness/feed/ 0 Nalbandian Is Preggo, Again?? http://shankyou.com/2011/09/27/nalbandian-is-still-preggo/ http://shankyou.com/2011/09/27/nalbandian-is-still-preggo/#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:28:33 +0000 Chandler Bodhi http://shankyou.com/?p=256 Continue reading →]]> Nalbo is still preggo?? Damn this guy gets around… Nalbo, please let us know if it’s a boy or girl before you drop calf… If your spawn is going to be as motivationally challenged as you are towards the game maybe we at ‘Shanks ‘R Us’ should just do the tennis world a favor and take him/her/herma out to pasture to save ‘it’ the agony of spending 29 years of underachieving in life to end up looking and performing like you… Just sayin’… Thaaaaaannnnnkkkkksssss… Keep us posted… Seriously…

]]> http://shankyou.com/2011/09/27/nalbandian-is-still-preggo/feed/ 1 Player Almost Ready To Pounce… http://shankyou.com/2011/09/27/player-almost-ready-to-pounce/ http://shankyou.com/2011/09/27/player-almost-ready-to-pounce/#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:03:59 +0000 Chandler Bodhi http://shankyou.com/?p=271 Continue reading →]]> Kittipong Wachiramanowong is ready to pounce upon the field… This guy has a super sick name that we need to hear on a consistent basis… Imagine hearing “World number 6 Kittipong Wachiramanowong really took it to Juan Martin Del Potro today dominating him in every area that mattered on the court… Kittipong’s relentless pouncing net play really set the stage for blah blah blah…” That would be so hoss… Don’t deny, hater… He is at five hundred and fiftour blah blah so keep your fingerpongs crossed…

Side note: Robin Haase is so hoss, eh??

This guy is spunky and turbo aggressive like he is chock-full of catnip…

]]> http://shankyou.com/2011/09/27/player-almost-ready-to-pounce/feed/ 1 Cannibalism In Tennis: The Zina Garrison Story http://shankyou.com/2011/09/22/cannibalism-in-tennis-the-zina-garrison-story/ http://shankyou.com/2011/09/22/cannibalism-in-tennis-the-zina-garrison-story/#comments Thu, 22 Sep 2011 12:12:27 +0000 Chandler Bodhi http://shankyou.com/?p=69 Continue reading →]]> Zina Garrison: Cannibal

There have been a string of tennis players that have disappeared off of the map in the last few years… Zina Garrison has gotten quite a bit bigger in the last few years. I don’t think I need to tell you that the bright minds over here at ShankYou have put two plus two together to equal one… One cannibal…

More coming soon on this late breaking story… We have emailed a leading cannibalologist for assistance in breaking this story wide open…

Side note: What you eat goes straight to your hips… I think I see Guillermo Coria resting upon her left shank… She probably downed the slight Amanda Coetzer in one bite… Poor poor girl…

Players that have gone missing: (Please feel free to add more that you know of… This is a fresh story and we need your help to bring the truth to light… We can handle the truth…)

Guillermo Coria
Amanda Coetzer
Martin Verkirk
Anna Chakvetadze

 

]]> http://shankyou.com/2011/09/22/cannibalism-in-tennis-the-zina-garrison-story/feed/ 2 ShankYou.com Announces Their “Anti-Playa’ of the Year Award” Winner!!! http://shankyou.com/2011/09/22/shankyou-com-announces-their-%e2%80%9canti-playa%e2%80%99-of-the-year-award%e2%80%9d-winner/ http://shankyou.com/2011/09/22/shankyou-com-announces-their-%e2%80%9canti-playa%e2%80%99-of-the-year-award%e2%80%9d-winner/#comments Thu, 22 Sep 2011 10:40:26 +0000 Chandler Bodhi http://shankyou.com/?p=87 Continue reading →]]> Murray Wins Ambien Award

Andy Murray is the most boring person in the history of tennis… This goes without saying and is beyond refute according to us merry shanksters…

This for an example is how boring Andy Murray is…

Ooops… My sack… This below is the clip that I meant show to your weak minded peasant brains out there in geekspace…

Murray is so boring that he didn’t even notice Towelie being handed to him… Even the ballboy is thinking “OMG… Are you really this boring… Dude, here is Towelie… Dude, Towelie for you for the whole sweat thing?? Dude, are you a human?? Damn you’re boring… Peace out… Now I have to stand here and look like an idiot and pretend it didn’t bug me that you didn’t take Towlelie from me you pretentious English arse…”

How someone on earth could possibly achieve his tree boy level of tennis (note: first video) and still maintain his overpowering sense of boredom deserves a certain amount of respect… And, because of this achievement we, along with our sponsors (note: crumpled Ambien discarded packaging duct taped to his left sleeve), present Andy Murray with ShankYou.com’s 2011 “Ambien Award for Exceptional Excellence in Tennis Boredom Award”… Congrats man, you are straight up Lunesta for us all, see you again this time next yeazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………

Also, Towly might again ring true here since he lost his last turbo model GF to video games!!?!?!!? Model?? Videogames?? Sex with a model at any time?? Videogrames?? Seci witn a modle?? FCid ogames!!!!!!!!! I can’t even type it I hate Andy Muyrray so much rgith nwo!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah that’s right… I went from Murray being boring to being handed Towelie to video game addiction to model dumping him in four moves… Check-mate biotch…


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