Obviously, Fernando Verdasco is ShankYou’s “Playa’ of the Year” award winner… Other so called tennis ‘publications’ (whatever the hell that means) gave the award to ‘No Tact Joker Bitch’… Our award is so much more highly coveted and respected than that little tennis magazine’s award is… So, without further yada yada yada our award recipient has had relations allegedly with Ivanovic, Wozniacki, Penneta, Dulko, some random SI Swimsuit models, the girls that he slaps around with reckless abandon with off-hand forehands below and quite possibly Feliciano Lopez… All of these are notches are officially carved with a tennis stringer’s awl within the bed of this post… This guy gets ‘er done… Girls (and guys?) love to get hit on by the Grand Slam challenged Verdasco… He didn’t manage to win any titles this year and has fallen outside of the top 20 but he has really done so much much more for the game… Congrats Fernando!!! You should be receiving your ‘Tree’ stickers in the mail along with an autographed picture of us (Chandler, Johnny and Rick) in the mail shortly…

Side note for playa of the year award: You might try to hate on us for how awesome we obviously are but seriously has Nadal ever had a girlfriend?? Would you honestly sleep with Mirka (Poll coming soon not to worry)?? Are Roger and Rafa both gay?? Their names both start with the letter ‘R’… Please stay tuned for more late breaking news… Seriously, hater… Who else could possibly take down Fernando Verdasco as the “Playa of the Year” award winner?? You have been banging your right hand for the last six years… Please comment below so that we can shred your pathetic peasant of a noob tennis shrek boy id self… Please please pretty please with shanks and hooks all over it please comment below so that we can rip you to shreds you 3.25 shankapotamus rex…