Chandler Bodhi, 28, rips at tennis and you suck at tennis... Bodhi is the mastermind behind the world's only real tennis blog... So shank you very and comment if you dare noob...

Johnny Burkart, 29, is so sick at tennis... He has been clocked at 148 mph all over your face... He is an integral part of the Shank You trifecta and is our resident expert on the Williams Brothers... He done haves a masters degree in talking sh#t from DeVry U so please try to keep up...

Rick Utah (aka The Ricker), 27, crushes noobs with surprising ease despite his Affliction addiction... You should listen to what he says since he is better than you in every way that matters...